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28th-Oct-2005 10:22 pm
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Okay, I’m totally stealing this idea from a Website where even I’m not geeky enough to join in the fun. And I’m not saying that I’ll do this all the time, but I feel the need to burn off a little mental energy, so…



Happy Birthday, [info]silent_spring
Five Great Rolling Stones Songs From Before Sticky Fingers

1. “Paint It Black,” Aftermath (1966): They come close with “Gimme Shelter,” but there’s no other instance of menace fuelling one of their songs quite as effectively as here.
2. “She Smiled Sweetly,” Between the Buttons (1967): I love the simple eloquence of all of the lyrics, matched by the plain solution presented by the “she” of the title: “She smiled sweetly/And said don’t worry.” The sort of thing that makes you swoon a little inside.
3. “Yesterday’s Papers,” Between the Buttons (1967): There’s something enjoyable about the jauntiness of this that reminds me of what The Kinks were doing around the same time. And I really like what The Kinks were doing.
4. “She’s A Rainbow,” Their Satanic Majesties Request (1967): I hated hearing this commandeered for Mac commercials. This might be my favorite Stones song, period. It’s almost certainly my favorite Stones song not sung by Keith Richards.
5. “Jigsaw Puzzle,” Beggars Banquet (1968): I guess this is usually dismissed as kind of a subpar Dylan rip-off, but I just like how rubbery all the music sounds. I always think of Susan endlessly poring over jigsaw puzzles in Citizen Kane every time I hear the chorus. I have issues.


Happy Birthday, [info]studiesinsecret
Five Super-Sad Songs

1. Billy Bragg, “Tank Park Salute”: “A tree taps on the window pane/That feeling smothers me again/Daddy is it true that we all have to die….”
2. Neko Case, “The Tigers Have Spoken”: “It was the last time he had felt alive/When he saw that brown-haired lady/She fed him with a bottle as a baby/And he recalled her face and smile/They shot that tiger on his chain….” (This song damn near makes me cry every time I hear it.)
3. Bob Dylan, “If You See Her Say Hello”: “We had a fallin’ out/Like lovers often will/And to think of how she left that night/It still brings me a chill….”
4. Robyn Hitchcock, “Raining Twilight Coast”: “And I remember when I was young/They said, ‘Work hard and die suddenly/Because it’s fun’/And so I tried it—I did what I could/It made no difference, it never did any good….”
5. Rilo Kiley, “The Good That Won’t Come Out”: “You say I choose sadness/That it never once has chosen me….”




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28th-Oct-2005 08:36 pm (UTC) - birthday present
today has been perfect. i've been getting all these great, unexpected presents. and this is one of them. thank you.

i actually had a fever dream about the theory of evolution (and ironically, i just got off the phone with Troy, who had been speaking to me nonstop about evolution for forty minutes) where "Yesterday's Papers" was the soundtrack. synchronicity.

i need to dig out something from an old journal entry (when i was doing top 5's quite often).
28th-Oct-2005 09:07 pm (UTC) - my phone won't stop ringing
Five Paul Westerberg quotes a young [info]coffeefortwo could have said to win Ms. Keller's heart during the crucial moment of an autobiographical film dramatization resembling Brown Sugar, except only with white people.

1. "Well, I saw one of your pictures/There was nothin' that I could see/If no one's on your canvas/Well, I'm achin' to be."
2. "If you were a pill/I'd take a handful at my will/And I'd knock you back with something sweet and strong."
3. "Oh, meet me anyplace or anywhere or anytime/Now I don't care, meet me tonight/If you will dare, I might dare."
4. "In my stupid hat and gloves, at night I lie awake/Wonderin' if I'll sleep/Wonderin' if we'll meet out in the street/To take the skyway."
5. "C'mon, let's make a scene/Oh, baby, don't be so mean/They're all watchin' us/Kiss me on the bus."
31st-Oct-2005 05:38 am (UTC) - Re: my phone won't stop ringing
this makes me happy on so many levels.
28th-Oct-2005 09:17 pm (UTC)
Aw, thanks, Dan. I actually only have heard the Neko and the Rilo Kiley, so I'll have to check the others out.

Hopefully the music is as sad as the lyrics are. !!!
31st-Oct-2005 10:28 am (UTC) - Five Great Iggy Pop Songs that'll make you snicker at him.
Lurker
1. "Sincerity"- This "classic" from the early 80's drinkin' phase is on Ig's "comeback" album of 1981, the New wave hit "Party." It is the greatest drinking song of the 80's. "I'm going out running around, with the FELLAS!/ The fellas and me have grown to be, close FELLATIVES!!"

2. Loco Mosquito- From 1980's "Soldier" Album. "Like a Loco Mos-kee-to!!/ Round and round and round I go!!" Actually it's so bad you laugh once and then never want to hear it again.

3. "Girls" From 1979's "new Values". This verse says it all: "I love girls/ there all over this world/some girls come in crazy shapes!/ I wanna live to be 98!

4. "Pussy Power" from Naughty Little Doggie. You gotta hear it to believe it.

5. Batman- This live cover of the TV show theme is another gem from Iggy's early 80s drinkin' phase. It features a clearly drunk Ig and his keyboard player re-enacting a typical Batman and Robin scene.

"Hey Batman!?"
"Yeessh ROBIN?!"
"Is ittimetofireupthenuclearpoweredengineandleavetheBatcave?"
"Is it time to do WHAT!?"
"Is it time to fire up the nuclear powered engine of the Batmobile and leave the Batcave?"
"Oh... yeah... it's...time... to fire up... nuke ler engine... and leave...the...F***IN'...Bat..cave... Let's GO!!"

Timing is everything in Showbiz!!

WTW


31st-Oct-2005 02:32 pm (UTC) - Okay here's my Five pre-Sticky Stones Tunes
Lurker
'Cuz Jelly Man asked fer it:

1. "Live With Me" from "Let it Bleed". That's Keith playing that funky bass line. I guess that Bill Wyman was too busy "pulling birds" or scrap-booking to show up. It was a good day when I figured out how to play it on my bass. When that sax kicks in it's pure rock n roll. I'm glad it never became as big a hit as some of the others. It would've taken some of the shine off.
2. "Sympathy for the Devil" off of "Get Yer Ya-Yas Out". This is version of the popular tune is quite devilish in deed. Turn it up.
3. "Country Honk" from "Beggar's Banquet" Sounds like a really good bluegrass cover band "re-inventing" Honky Tonk Women. I like this version better. Makes me wanna drink out of the jar.
4. "Monkey Man" from "Let it Bleed" "I'm a cold Italian Pizza/ I could use a lemon squeez-a" Whoever said Mick couldn't write lyrics?
5. "I Just Wanna Make Love to you" Chicago blues meets amphetamines. Good stuff.

How's d'at Jelly Man?
31st-Oct-2005 03:16 pm (UTC) - Re: Okay here's my Five pre-Sticky Stones Tunes
That's a really good list. I almost had "Live With Me" on my list, too.

And any song that makes you want to drink out of the jar is a good song.
31st-Oct-2005 07:08 pm (UTC) - stones and sadness
1. "Let It Bleed," Let It Bleed (1969): Alternate title... "Never Become Emotionally Attached To Man, Woman, Beast or Child (Part 1)."
2. "No Expectations," Beggar's Banquet (1968): 96 tears from a pair of brown eyes. Songs with trains are always tearjerkers. My favorite Brian Jones moment.
3. "Citadel," Their Satanic Majesties Request (1967): It rocks, it feedbacks, and it sounds like someone ripped it off for a Pop-Tarts commercial.
4. "Lady Jane," Aftermath (1966): Because sometimes it's fun to turn off the gangsta shit and listen to non-misogynist music (how it's sandwiched between "Stupid Girl" and "Under My Thumb" kind of discounts its sentimental effect, though).
5. "Play With Fire," Out Of Our Heads (1965): I've never heard this song loud. Even when I boost the volume, it still sounds quiet. And that's what makes it so unsettling. The quietest resentful Stones song.


1. Gram Parsons (or Mekons), "$1000 Wedding": "So why don't someone here just spike his drink/Why don't you do him in some old way/Supposed to be a funeral/It's been a bad, bad day."
2. Big Star, "Holocaust": "Everybody goes/As far as they can/They just don't care/You're a wasted face/You're a sad-eyed lie/You're a holocaust."
3. Leonard Cohen, "Famous Blue Raincoat": "The last time we saw you you looked so much older/Your famous blue raincoat was torn at the shoulder/You'd been to the station to meet every train/And you came home without Lili Marlene."
4. Yo La Tengo, "Damage": "Feeling like a kid again, my eyes are glued to the floor/I hope I mumbled goodbye as you walked out the door/The damage is done."
5. Spiritualized, "Broken Heart": "Though I have a broken heart/I'm too busy to be heartbroken/There's a lot of things that need to be done/Lord, I have a broken heart."
14th-Feb-2006 09:07 am (UTC) - Other Versions of $1000 Wedding
morrisb3
Great pick. Now I'll have to pick something else. As far as which is my favorite version, I'd actually have to say the Mekons. No offense to Gram and Emmylou, but I've always found the Mekons version to have more bite. While Gram and Emmylou's voices are wonderful and their harmonies exquisite, the instrumentation on those Parsons solo albums could get a bit tepid for my taste at times.

Another version I really like is Evan Dando and Julianna Hatfield's version on the RETURN OF THE GRIEVOUS ANGEL tribute compilation released back in '99. As can be expected with Dando and Hatfield, their version can get a bit too cutesy, but their harmonies are gorgeous and their occasional cutesiness, while not perferable, does yield a doomed romanticism that never fails to effect me. Really, it's pretty hard to screw up this song. Great pick silent_spring.
4th-Nov-2005 05:41 am (UTC)
i cry a lot to neko case. more lately then ever before.
10th-Nov-2005 06:06 pm (UTC) - The 5 Saddest Songs Ever, As Promised.
1. Elliott Smith, "Waltz No. 2 (XO)." "Here it is the revenge in the tune/ 'you're no good/ you're no good you're no good/ can't you tell that it's well understood/ I'm never gonna know you now, but I'm gonna love you anyhow."

This one always makes me want to cry. Especially since the lyrics and the music are equally gut-wrenching.

2. Ben Folds, "Wandering." "Remember sitting on your car that night/ Clouds rolled out unveiling lights around the bay/ And you told me all those things/ Remember that?/ You told me you can't match your clothes/ Remember that?/ I confessed that when I laugh sometimes I'm crying/ And we sat and didn't talk for half an hour/ Remember that alone/ Cause I won't rememeber anymore."

Oh God. I have no words for how sad this song is. Especially the ending.

3. Joni Mitchell, "The Last Time I Saw Richard." "Richard married a figure skater/ and he bought her a dishwasher and a coffee percolater/ and he drinks at home most nights with the tv on/ and all the house lights left up bright."

SO SAD.

4. Ryan Adams, "Come Pick Me Up." "I wish you would come pick me up/ take me out/ fuck me up/ steal my records/ screw all my friends behind my back/ with a smile on your face/ and then do it again."

I have no words.

5. Cat Power, "Good Woman." "I don't want to be a bad woman/ and I can't stand to see you be a bad man/ I will miss your heart so tender/ and I will love this love forever/ and this is why I am leaving/ and this why I can't see you no more."

If I hear this song, I will cry. It's that powerful.
11th-Nov-2005 03:46 am (UTC) - Re: The 5 Saddest Songs Ever, As Promised.
Yeah, I think you might win this one.
19th-Mar-2006 09:33 am (UTC) - sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year.
in no particular order:
1. sunflowers by low
2. calendar girl by stars
3. the luxury of loneliness by her space holiday
4. by starlight by the smashing pumpkins. seriously, did you think we'd get through this list without one?
4.5 of a broken heart by zwan. come on, it's billy.
5. waitin' for a superman by the flaming lips. i somehow had managed to have never heard this song until christopher reeves died and sleepy hippie played it.
6. arriving somewhere but not here by porcupine tree.
Did you imagine the final sound as a gun?
Or the shattered windows of a car?
Did you ever imagine the last thing you'd hear as you're fading out was a song?


maybe this would be a better top 25 or 50 or 100 for me. cause i could go on quite a while. and i think this is one that could change every few minutes.
19th-Mar-2006 09:35 am (UTC) - strike four and four point five
tear from adore takes the cake

The lights came on fast
Lost in motorcrash
Gone in a flash unreal
But you knew all along
You laugh the light
I sing the songs
To watch you numb

I saw you there
You were on your way
You held the rain
And for the first time
Heaven seemed insane
Cause heaven is to blame
For taking you away

Do you know the way that I can?
Do you know the way that I can’t lose?
Do you know the things that I can?
Do you know the things that I can do?

Where is your heart? where is your heart gone to?
Tear me apart
Tear me apart from you
You laugh the light I cry the wound
In gray afternoons

I saw you there
You were on your way
You held the rain
And for the first time
Heaven seemed insane
Cause heaven is to blame
For taking you away

The lights came to pass
Dead opera motorcrash
Gone in a flash unreal
In nitrous overcast

Do you know the way that I can?
Do you know the way that I can’t choose?
Do you know the things that I can?
Do you know the things that I can’t lose?

Tear me apart
Tear me apart from you
Where is your heart?
Where has your heart run to?
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