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Ahem...

Thirty-One Ways To Celebrate NATIONAL SMILE MONTH
(the first one is for you, studiesinsecret.)

1. Watch the best Angel episode ever.
2. Read a girl magazine.
3. Listen to an album.
4. Consider the album that never was (the solo version years later doesn't count).
5. Read a challenging book.
6. Watch a cartoon.
7. Get a tan.
8. Brush your teeth with some toothpaste made in China chock full of diethylene glycol.
9. Try out a new motto.
10. Check out some live music at the Nashville Blooming Festival.
11. Watch a movie by the finest director to hail from Waukesha, Wisconsin.
12. Read a hippie comic.
13. Read a comic about a pie-throwing cat.
14. Purchase a new vehicle.
15. Sign up your pet for a professional photo shoot.
16. Become a Quilting Angel.
17. Have a refreshing beverage.
18. Practice smoking just like daddy.
19. Enjoy one of Charlie Chaplin's most enduring creations.
20. Take initiative to enhance your learning when it comes to mathematics and science.
21. Take advice from a blue fellow, three apples tall.
22. Get your sneer on.
23. Take pleasure in seeing an ex cry.
24. Wear a sorta creepy t-shirt.
25. Head on off to Kentucky.
26. Groove on some classic jazz, daddy-o.
27. Groove at a jazz cafe in Vienna.
28. Add a nifty banner to your bedroom wall.
29. Think back to the release of Vanilla Sky.
30. Chow down on some San Francisco BBQ.
31. Do whatever.