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March 1st, 2008 
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This particular "happy new month" post is dedicated to [info]firthofforth

As previously, we present the following as a public service.

Thirty-one Ways to Celebrate EXPANDING GIRLS' HORIZONS IN SCIENCE AND ENGINEERING MONTH

1. Encourage a girl to become a canopy researcher.
2. Encourage a girl to become a botanist.
3. Buy a girl a t-shirt.
4. Encourage a girl to go to medical school.
5. Encourage that girl to use her medical school training to study biological revivification.
6. Encourage a girl to enter her school science fair.
7. Encourage a girl to try her hand at inventing things.
8. Encourage a girl to become the Director of Genetic Research for a major corporation.
9. Go look for girls at the Home for Deranged Scientists.
10. Encourage a girl to become a biomedical student in Britain.
11. Buy a girl any number of clothing items.
12. Encourage a girl to become an astronaut
13. Encourage a girl to think big
14. Encourage a girl to become a marine biologist
15. Encourage a girl to become a geneticist.
16. Encourage a girl to study prehistoric botany
17. Encourage a girl to study biology.
18. Encourage a girl to study etymology.
19. Encourage a girl to become a broadcast engineer.
20. Encourage a girl to study quantum physics.
21. Help a girl earn her badge
22. Encourage a girl to study the biotherapy possibilities of larval Diptera.
23. Encourage a girl to become a meteorologist.
24. Encourage a girl to try out evil science for a while.
25. Play a really terrible song for a girl.
26. Encourage a girl to study biological and chemical warfare.
27. Encourage a girl to become an anthropologist.
28. Encourage a girl to become a psychology professor who dabbles in biology and robotics.
29. Explain to a girl that there are many ways to be involved in scientific pursuits.
30. Encourage a girl to study nostalgia science.
31. Encourage a girl to become a nuclear physicist.
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