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18th-Apr-2008 07:47 am
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Searching "crazy bone" sure produces a lot of different stuff. I didn't expect to find an online medical dictionary through that route.

As always, please play along...



Five Crazy Songs

1. Couch Flambeau, "My Baby Is A Nut." Milwaukee's brilliant smart alecks with a punky, jazzy ode to a lover paralyzed and housebound by her own insecurities. There's an especially funny (and poorly acted) spoken word interaction in the middle where the girlfriend's constant protests of her own unattractiveness convince the male in the equation to relent: "Okay, you've convinced me. You are kind of homely." Couch rules!

2. Billy Thorpe and the Aztecs, "Most People I Know Think That I'm Crazy." A sharp song that was a huge hit in Australia back in 1972 (given the policies about homegrown artists on Aussie radio, I'd wager this song is about as commonly played down under as the most worn out class rock songs within our wide borders). It has a countrified chunkiness to it in its simple strum-along celebration of personal uniqueness.

3. Keith Moon, "Crazy Like A Fox." Here's some gen-u-wine rock and roll crazy for you. You can't do better than the hotel-room trashing, Rolls Royce submerging drummer of The Who. Appropriately enough, there's a nice mid-70's "pub rock" feel to this one.

4. The Dukes of the Stratosphear, "Have You Seen Jackie?" The decidedly loony psychedelic pseudonym of XTC when they wanted to wallow in the multi-layered influence of latter-day Beatles studio experimentation. This song buoyantly relates the sad tale of an oppressed youth with a revolving door gender. "He's an odd odd odd little fish/To fly around is his only wish."

5. Robyn Hitchcock, "My Wife and My Dead Wife." "Doesn't anybody see her at all?"

Comments 
18th-Apr-2008 12:17 pm (UTC) - is snuffly a word?
1. Crazy Mama - Rolling Stones
"Well, you're crazy mama
With your ball and chain
And your sawn off shutgun
Your blown out brains, yeah
You can scandalize me
Scorn my name
You can steal my money
And that don't mean a doggone thing
'Cause if you really think you can push it
I'm gonna bust your knees with a bullet, ooh
You're crazy mama, ah yeah"

2. Fireplace - R.E.M.
"Crazy crazy world crazy crazy times
Crazy crazy world crazy crazy times
Hang up your chairs to better sweep
Clear the floor to dance
Shake the rug into the fireplace" btw...Did I tell you how much I like the new album?

3. She Drives Me Crazy - Fine Young Cannibals. Why not?

4. Bjork. Can I just leave it at that?

5. http://www.crazylyrics.com/led-zeppelin-stairway-to-heaven.htm
Not really a crazy song, just some crazy guy with "not so good" English skills. Check his site: http://www.crazylyrics.com/
18th-Apr-2008 01:18 pm (UTC) - Re: is snuffly a word?
4. Bjork. Can I just leave it at that?

Yes.
18th-Apr-2008 01:00 pm (UTC)
Lurker
1. Prince, "Let's Go Crazy." "So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills..."

2. Feelies, "Crazy Rhythms." They were crazy to let Anton Fier go and focus on Golden Palominos. They had such a complex sound on that first record.

3. Van Morrison, "Crazy Love." Jenny Lewis wishes to meet someone who will give her crazy love (not the ho she's dating now). I want to meet someone who will give me crazy love, too.

4. Geto Boys, "Mind Playin' Tricks On Me." An emotionally affecting song about those cursed with schizophrenia, manic depression (or "bipolar" as the kids say these days), and paranoia. A touching portrait, much deeper than the killing spree fantasies they were usually known for.

5. Black Flag, "The Crazy Girl." I've known a few of those in my lifetime.

-- Phil
18th-Apr-2008 01:28 pm (UTC)
I'm just gonna weigh in with one this week:

Heidi is a Headcase - the Ramones
18th-Apr-2008 04:56 pm (UTC)
1. Ani DiFranco, "Educated Guess" - Looks like my crazy family/Is down one crazy daughter cuz...

2. Tori Amos, "Crazy"

So I let crazy/Take a spin
Then I let crazy/Settle in
Kicked off my shoes/Shut reason out

3. The Killers, "Where Is She?"
Oh I've seen you, your crazy/What have you done with my whole wide, world?

4. New Order, "Subculture"
I sit around by day/Tied up in chains so tight
These crazy words of mine

5. Robyn Hitchcock, "Flesh Cartoons" (crazy all the time)

Furry green eye
In a furry green hole
It's a furry green atom bowl
Furry green eye
In a furry green bowl
It's a furry green atom bowl
Spread-dud-dust, spread-dud-dust
Spread-dud-dust in a reaching way
As the dead bug flares, dead bug flares
Dead bug flares in a swollen glow
Furry green mole
In a furry green hole
It's a furry green atom bowl
Um...




18th-Apr-2008 07:45 pm (UTC)
(crazy all the time)

True!
18th-Apr-2008 09:20 pm (UTC) - trying to comprehend the way of death
1. "Street Crazies" Iggy Pop. This was supposed to be one of the last songs ever by the Ig. he figured his career was over when he recorded this rekkid, "Zombie Birdhouse." This, I guess, was his swan song. And Ig let it all out. Thank you InterWeb for providing not only the lyrics, but descriptions of the sounds of the songs. Here's a smattering:

(chorus)
i am hungry
i am hungry
give me something
i am hungry
feed me
give me something
street crazy

(Repeat chorus with a cacophany of insane, incoherent sounds, including growling, humming and coughing)

i am nobody, i am nobody, i am nobody

(Repeat chorus in a cacophany of insane, incoherent sounds, including growling, humming and coughing)

yes, they're cropping up now with alarming frequency
these little group eyes
wasted people standing around
those who've been kicked ass backwards
hard out of our society
as we try for the better,
for the higher in man
they may as well be apes, you know
trying to comprehend the way of death

(Repeat chorus in a cacophany of insane, incoherent sounds, including growling, humming and coughing)

2. Crazy Man Crazy. Bill Haley and His Comets. Probably shouldn't listen to this one after Iggy's...

In fact... I got nuthin' else...
20th-Apr-2008 03:16 am (UTC)
Lurker
1. The Who, "Whiskey Man". John Entwistle at his best. "Whiskey Man's my friend (fliend/fwiend) he's with me nearly all the time/He always joins me when I drink and we get on just fine/Nobody has ever seen him I'm the only one/Seemingly I must be mad insanity is fun."

2. Pink Floyd, "Shine On You Crazy Diamond". A bit surprised this hasn't already shown up.

3. Napoleon XIV, "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!" As above. Honorable mention: "!aaaH-aH ,yawA eM ekaT oT gnimoC er'yehT"

4. The Beatles, "I Am The Walrus". "Expert texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you/Ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha"

5. The Who, "Bell Boy". Yes, it's a double dip, but this time it's Pete Townshend channeled through Keith Moon, so it's ok. "The beach is a place where a man can feel/He's the only soul in the world that's real/Well I see a face coming through the haze/I remember him from those crazy days."

-lp
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