Let me start the guessing game:

Coleopetra v. mammal?
Songs about being in the saddle?
Sound effects featured in song titles? (And can that be done just with Jon's favorite, Luke Cage?? He rocks on FX sounds...)
Events you would like to see memoralized in song in the new year? And if so, can I get it started with a Brewers play-off game or ten?

ed.--ever lovin' Satch

Here's my guesses...

1. Five Songs About Having Yer Back Up Against the Wall, and Still Fightin'.
2. Five Songs About Yer Giant Praying Mantis
3. Five Songs About Gender Neutral Blondes That Ride Giant Bugs.
4. Five Songs About Buffalos.
5. Five Songs About Death Throes... "Klik...." (What's Kliklak trying to say? Klak? What a worthless bug.)

Buffalo Springfield was my first guess.

But, knowing Seegerface it's some crap like "The middle name of the publisher's brother in law shared the same name as Wierd Al's dog. Five for Friday songs about dogs."

#42

I t'ink d'at's da one!!

Crap. Now I am going to stay up all night to see....

#42

please please please let it be your #3