I noticed that you never opened the Evite I sent you. :( So please come to my graduation party tonight, if you and Andrea aren't busy. It's just casual and my family is making some snacks, etc. Call if you want to come and need directions (813)300-9317. Oh ya, and it starts at 7pm.
"You're high... I know what high people look like. I went to a Seals & Crofts concert last summer."
I'm tempted to say this to all the bearded UGA gentlemen walking down the streets of this fine city. And what am i tempted to say to all the lovely, hippy-dressed women walking down the same streets...
And the conversation with the lovely hippie women would conclude with "The doctor said I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I'd just keep my finger out of there."