My friend casino_queen recently did a splendid job celebrating National Poetry Month, even though she had a major distraction fall right in the middle of it. Duly inspired, I want to prove my bonafides as a good Amer'can and commemorate a national holiday. I don't have the stamina (or attention span) to draw this out over the course of the next 31 days, but I will try to offer the appropriate number of suggestions as to how National Egg Month can be celebrated.

1. Consider a Robyn Hitchcock painting.
2. Buy a Threadless t-shirt.
3. Wear a fun costume.
4. Watch a cooking show featuring an egg recipe.
5. Read a crazy Japanese magazine.
6. Play a video game.
7. Load up on quarters and go out to play a video game.
8. Play a board game.
9. Make a delicious breakfast with unique materials (hey, it is non-toxic).
10. Play with an old sitcom toy.
11. Listen to Wilco's weakest album
12. Listen to the last good Liz Phair album.
13. Get mesmerized by a kinda freaky old Easter card.
14. Win a bet.
15. Take in a play.
16. Endure terrible puns.
17. Read a comic book
18. Read another comic.
19. Read yet another comic.
20. Maybe just read up on the supervillain from that first comic.
21. Get a sort of creepy massage.
22. Play with a toy car.
23. Read the greatest Dr. Seuss book ever.
24. Then try it in Latin
25. Use up all your white legos.
26. Prepare for the big fight.
27. Get a little freaked out by the look on Fred MacMurray's face in an old movie ad.
28. Enjoy some Stooges-related art.
29. Enjoy a Stooges-related story.
30. Buy an island
31. Rock and roll all night, party every day.